Singapore Boy Racer

Defination of riceboy

1. riceboy, ricecooker, riceburner, wannabe, obiang, tiong chia, ricer, boylacer (Note: this is the correct spelling)

• Individual who is more concerned with the image of speed than they are about actual performance.
• That riceboy spent $5000 dollars on his car, but can‘t outrun a Cherry QQ.
• Individual who has no concept of what makes a car faster or handle better.
• Individual who keeps the vinyl graphics industry running in a bad economy individual who does not know who makes the engine in their car.
• Individual who thinks "The Fast and The Furious" and "Initial D" was the best movie ever.
• You have more exhaust decibels than your engine has horsepower.
• You have aftermarket FRONT wheels for racing but stock rear wheels.
• You ever painted your wheels to match the same color of your car.
• You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission
  
• Your mod list includes stereo equipment, shifter handle, MOMO steering wheel, PIA driving lights, exhaust tip, but no REAL engine parts.
• Your rear wing AND your rear window have a third mount brake light If your rear spoiler is taller then you are
• You want the ‘wastegate’ sound, but don’t want to install a turbocharger system.
• If you have stickers on your car for parts that you could not point out if asked where those parts are installed.
• You lean your seat so far back when you are driving, that every time you hit a bump, its your back and not your butt that hurts
• If you’ve ever contemplated adding "TYPE-R" stickers to your Sonata
• You own a "TYPE-R" Hyundai or Mazda
• You own a V-TEC Hyundai or Mazda (especially a V-TEC rotary engined Mazda RX-7)
• You think yellow plastic interior trim makes your car cool
• If you take mom’s 4 door Honda accord and do any kind of mod to it
• You have "carbon fiber" stickers on your car
• If people mistaken your car as a sticker shop

You can mail me if you want to add more to the list 

I will be updating this page with pictures submitted by you guys, of ricers, inconsiderate drivers and appreciation to nicely modded and rare cars in Singapore.

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