How to reply to a rejection letter
‘It been a while since i updated this blog.
i just want to share with you guys this letter. Have a good laugh!
Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109
Dear Professor,
Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite Whitson’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely,
He Man ( Master of the Universe )
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haha.. that was funny .. culd be better .. n more promising.
Very Funny
Nice and funny blog! I even fall to my seat barely laughing…Not accepting a job refusal is fine…but assuming a position to a company where you are already dumped? It is not fine…it’s actually funny…Hahaha! Thanks a lot! You made me laugh…
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I came across this post while looking for tips in replying rejection letters. It was really fun!!! The words used are very similar to a rejection letter. It really cheered me up after being turned down. Don’t know who you are. I just want to say thank you and keep posting interesting stuffs. Someone might find them exactly what s/he needs at that moment.
Been rambling, will stop.
A big thank you!
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I am amazed with it. It is a good thing for my research. Thanks. ^_^
EXTREMELY FUNNYYYYY HAHAHAHAHHA
Good ideas, thanks for putting this on your blog.